New Year cards! By: Gezim Kruja – Merited Artist / Grand Master. Once upon a time, we had the stinging postcards that, usually at the end of the year, the great humorist Gezim Kruja read to the public in the festive program of the change of years. 1 – ARTAN BULLAFIQIT , known as Deng i Leshi, who received the ticket with all the tithes. I wish you a happy New Year, it fills my heart with joy, but not with notes again, mountain flowers, field flowers. Tens have no place in gymnastics, but do you know what they say? The grade is your father's, who is our teacher's friend! You huuuuu! 2 – A REMEMBER The word "I" remained in your mouth, you boasted to us like a turkey. There – here, only boasting of the river Work a little and feathers a lot. A congratulations from your friends, you tend to say the word "We" You huuuu! 3 – THE TALKER In the corridor, in the classroom outside, your mouth never stops talking. This year, full of merit, you got the name "gramophone" Except when you go to the middle, without waiting for your mouth to get tired, the New Year advises you, t “let's talk about how the ink came out. You huuuuu! 4 – TEACHERS IN THE VILLAGES You can't wait for the lesson to end, and to jump on the bike, When he explains the lesson to us, your mind stays in the city. He takes the road with speed, both on the plain and uphill. He walks so fast that even Agim Tafili is envious. Hi hiiiiiii! 5 – A PARENT When your son is progressing well in his studies and behavior, you raise your voice among your friends, Look at the children our house raises. But when the son misbehaves, it stains the family. there are schools. Ha haaa 6 – MY DOMESTIC ANIMALS My hen every summer, she lays three eggs every time. She puts them under my door. Even on a Saturday, she lays eggs for me. And the cat that has no tail. , I can speak and speak Arabic. The turkey with one leg went to Tirana for two hours. They told me that for the New Year, I will go into the house myself. Ha, ha, ha, hi, hi, hi, I've got 7 hours left – To congratulate my father, and to inform all other fathers who have their children in school. Don't leave us near the TV screen until late. For the year 1989, I was speechless during class 118 times. I fell asleep in class 34 times. I came without doing my homework 23 times. While I fell asleep late, doing absent from school without reason, 14 days. I wish that this year, we don't open our mouths, and that you and your parents stay calm, put us to bed early. This greeting is sent by your son, Gezim! In memory of the great humorist Gezim Kruja! Unforgettable!!! It was previously published in December 2020 on Facebook on the page with the same name. ________________ Albanian cinematography in activity since 2013
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