Story with titles and jokes from Albanian films!

#KinematografiaShqiptare #BatutaFilmaShqiptare #FilmaShqiptare It is a funny created by connecting and adapting the titles of the films accompanied by some of the funniest jokes in these films. The original titles of the films are inserted in the words. FIRST PART I It was "A hot autumn", when "Tomka and his friends" passed in "Alleys looking for sun". In this city, a little further "Beyond the stone walls", lived "Shoku yne Tili", "Beni ecen vete" and "Mimoza lastica". It was the "First Night of Freedom". There, from "Mesi i erersire", the strong "Call" of the "Captain" was heard, until "In our house": – O Shazo, when you chase your left mustache, shoot the left ball. When I chase the right mustache, shoot the right ball! Yes, Shazon, where did the mayor leave him, oh that mayor…! At this time, Bequa was telling Uncle Sulo that "he had seen his son with the mayor and that they were kissing. The two hurriedly ran outside and stopped in front of a two-story house: – Do you see that pot over there, at Sotirice's house? I'll dry it now, – said Uncle Bequa – Who but you? You didn't shoot when you were young, not now – Uncle Suloja waited. On that evening, everyone felt that they were starting little by little, "The dawn of the great season", when suddenly, someone was heard shouting: "O Soll Lili! O Soll Lily! -Solle Lili i sat'eme, take jezit, someone answered! Then it was quiet! It was "Chronicle of a night" "Three people climbed the mountain", and passed through "Brazdat"! – Did you fix the tractor? Now make your way to the garden – they heard what one of those who were walking through there said from the "Bloody Land" and quickly entered the "Freedom Forest". – Hello Llazi – another was heard to say – wipe your nose with me. – Our noses – the "Third" waited, "Night without the moon" had covered everything. They walk without speaking for a part of the road. It looked like a "Silent Duel". Hahahahaaaaa! A loud laugh was heard. – If you were a comedy character, boy, then the commissioner's job was a game hahahahah! This time the three laugh and stop in one place. – This is "Our land" said one of them, our father left it to us…..don't listen, "Why are those drums beating?" – he continues. – What's in the drum of the hour, is "The man with the ball" Mato Gruda shooting the millers of Mere Fisi, "what do you say"! When suddenly, someone who had been hiding behind a tree came out and called out: – Hey edepseze, have you come to steal, huh? What do you have in your bag? – Coal – answered a voice. -O Shaqo, was that box full? – The hour is full – answered his friend from behind! -Come on, go quickly and help the master! On the contrary, they ran and stopped at "Breg i asper". In front came "Ceta e Vogel" with five of them. – I was telling him in vain, but shortly before I went to the shingle, I saw Pjetri with the gendarme – said someone from the quiet. – Peter, let me order his wife on his own back – said one of these three. II "They were four" in fact from that group that had set out on the mission of "When the day dawned". The brave men of Selfo Qorri had come out in "Prita", exactly in one of those "Mornings of war". The brave people, scattered here and there, had given the song: "Around the red and black flag/even the nation is going up/Albanians for Albania/they die and they shave." And suddenly their guard spotted them as they approached. Stop!! Have you heard about the brave people of Selfos or does your back itch? These brave men, unseen even in "The Historian and the Chameleon", after stealing a sack of flour, started shooting each other. – Yes, this dog got some flour! – Oh, what are we going to eat with pancakes today! – Peace be upon you, brave men of Selfo, says a barman, who seemed to be the commander. Then there were the "Mountains with a covered purchase", which still seem to echo from the calls "O Lilo labja ore hey, o Lilooo" and which still preserve the "Footprints in the snow" of that Partizan group when he was carrying the wounded Lilo. Over there, a "strange wedding" was taking place: "Dyfeku wants a mustache," uncle Lamja said. – Yes, yes, you love the mustache, when you have nowhere to hang it, right on the hook of the mustache. Loud laughter was heard….and after a while people started fighting. – ..I didn't owe him, O Safa Ymeri, the latter because he had nowhere to vent his anger and after telling his brother to eat all the meat that was left from the wedding, he set fire to one of his son's cheeks, which he burned for some days, that's how strong it was!! They were memories that came from a "distant time", they were "sounds of war", the freedom that would come by describing "paths of war". – Who goes there? – called the guard that the village had installed. – We are in the braves of the mountain. The headquarters sent us. We need food and clothes, we have come to get them – You don't have to take them, we gather the village and then… – said a villager – How could we wait until the village gathers? We fight there and you fight here. – Shut up, friend… – What happened there? – Comrade Kanan opposes! Pow!! A loud slap was heard!! – Tie up the dog!! Suddenly, the memories were interrupted like "Cutting Threads". Now "Time does not wait" with me. The "first years" of the reconstruction of the country had come. – What bad did this Ure do? Why did they destroy it? No, you're telling me, you know, what do you have?" an old grandfather wanted to know. – We will build it, we will build it, but it is our job to keep the cars on it, uncle Loni answered. – The cars you said? Shahini, the shopkeeper of the village, waited for them – the bridge we are going to build can't even hold donkeys. THE SECOND PART OF Tamam "At the beginning of summer" a "Noise on the coast" was heard, right next to where the "Youngest city in the world" had just been built. At first, the people thought that the "Revolt in the Palace" had not happened, but later, driven by curiosity, they went down from the shore and realized that it was coming from the "Pirates' Cave". Those with the "Courageous", fell completely down, but nothing was found. The others approached a house where "Beyond the stone walls" several "Poppies on the walls" could be seen. That kind guardian was also there as he howled and shouted at the poor children……..! – Are you eating? Eat, you eat, what can I do to the director, who is a good heart, without…..eat, you eat"! Then he turned to the cook: – Loniii! O Loniii! What have you done to us, Loni, shut up the desert wind. II "Montatorja" from the top of the pier looked straight from "Open Horizons". His eye caught that rude boy, with a broken note in his behavior, Robert Camcakizi. I can even hear him very well when he was saying to the sailor from the sea port: – My bird, how many nylon recipes did you unload today? Hahahaha! The older one laughed to himself. After that, a group of German tourists said to him: -Interklub, he is there, but nothing. Azemi, who was passing by, couldn't bear it and spoke to Robert: – Take it, boy, I have a chat with you! – What are you talking about? Talk about products or talk about rubber? Robert returned. After the two said "Endless words", the fight broke out. Let's see what punch Azemi gave him. Everything "Black and white" came back to Robert. It seemed as if they had thrown him into an "invisible world"! Meanwhile, on the other side of the road was the "Good Man". He didn't say anything to himself: – Ah, Kico Pela, what did you do to me?! "White papers" fell from a folder he was carrying under his arm. "Spring didn't come alone", he muttered….. "And one day will come", he continued… meanwhile the auto-poliant nearby was informing someone: – Summer with the apple tree, don't wait, the person hasn't shown up "! A little further, aunt Ollga, "Lady from the city" was seen together with a woman, they were walking and talking – I mean, we have nothing, right? – said Aunt Ollga. – I'm sorry – said the woman, What's this, to come here and ……. – she continued. – Oh, I'm sorry, your house is upstairs and I can't go up – said Aunt Ollga, and so annoyed, she randomly shot a penalty kick of a football match that was being played around there. Order with a quick step, saying: -They sold their donkeys, they bought bicycles and who knows what you think of yourself. III The "Days of my city" were flowing like this. The wise old man was telling his grandson a "Tale from the past". "Elastic boy" as everyone called him, I start to laugh saying that's what happened to us "Also like this, like that" grandpa. Hahaha laughed the boy! One floor below them lived the "Happy Couple" from where voices and jokes came from a humorous dialogue of a fanatic from Shkodra: – I slowly realized that my aunt is listening to our neighborhood – his aunt was heard. – – …. but I will hit them! I will hit them! The fanatic repeated it, and addressed his wife, slightly separating her from the others: – Hey, how do you think I'm talking? – Now in the century. On the 19th, he continues to express himself……(on the 20th, father-I correct his son) – Yes, on the 20th, the satellite came to him anyway and that…..he continues, looking up.. …..but aunt intervened – Keee ? – No, not him, but heeeee, heeeee – he changed who he was addressing – I neither saw him nor met him anywhere. He continued lecturing, and a little later he was addressed by his aunt again: – Did you notice how beautifully he said it? Let's not close the youth under the chicken like a basket! Because even I feel sorry for the chickens when they are locked under the basket. Let the youth have fun like chickens – he concludes. Suddenly, the woman by his side sneezed. – There you go! – said the fanatic and later added: – They said hello to me but I got confused. Because we get along very well with each other, we are like two comedians on our backs….smile, smile how the woman's eyes sparkle, because of the great love she has for me. Hahahaha, uhuhuhuuu, something played me!!! But the woman coughed again! – Hold it! How many times have I told you….. -Yes, I'm cold, my wife answered, interrupting him. – After seeing the Lord, I am doing something that no one has done. Hold it! I speak you pour, you drain… Keep it! "Nothing is forgotten" everything remains in the "Circle of Memory". For him it was the "First Day of Appointment" and immediately a "Special Task" was waiting for him. It was "last Sunday", and he remembered "something happened at the port" two days ago. "The death of her husband" had made her sad. One night before the event, he had seen a "Dream of a chair" and that someone had told him afterwards "Love your name", you should never leave "Life in the hands of another". IV Somewhere nearby, sounds and laughter could be heard, it was "Estrada ne ekran" not far away where "Arjana" lived. Instinctively, he raised his head and saw "Footprints in the blue" over there. So carelessly, he unintentionally collided with "Her children" who were lifting up the "Balloons". Then someone greeted him but he didn't notice. Suddenly the "Autumn rains" had started. He had to hurry, "Dorina" had told him that "The train leaves at seven to five". The "Girls with red ribbons" passed by his side. He felt "Loneliness". This is how he thinks "When you are separated from your friends", and the thoughts continued in his head like a "non-stop melody". Even "Conscience" seemed to be leaving him uncomfortable. "New dawns" will come, and I will walk with the "Step of friends", I will also be "A name among people", the thoughts continued. I stopped and read the advertisement that was placed there: "A telegram, a song". It seemed to him that he recognized someone there, yes, it was that "Women's Deputy" Maku……

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